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GRANOLAPARK: 2012 wrapped up and wrapped down

GRANOLAPARK • BY GILBERT Dear Readers, What the heck happened last year? There was SO MUCH going on in some ways. Yet, so little progress was made in others. There, there, Your Gilbert is here to explain. Pour a stiff …

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GRANOLAPARK: Wrong track

GRANOLAPARK • BY GILBERT Dear Readers, Two questions we wish the Takoma Park city council would ask itself:  "What is the problem?" followed by, "What is the best

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GRANOLAPARK: Sustainability bomb

GRANOLAPARK • BY GILBERT Dear Readers, The Takoma Park city council chambers was the scene of a head-on collision April 2. The Sustaininator smashed into Aunty Nukes. City staff

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ANNOUNCEMENT: Giving Thanksgiving

The seasons are changing and Thanksgiving is approaching. The current economic conditions have made things especially tough on many area residents, who find it difficult to keep food

Takoma Park Fails Gilbert

"Dear" Readers, Don't talk to us, don't LOOK at us, even. We are ticked off! Takoma Park let us down tonight, it failed to live up to Your Gilbert's expectations!

Seth’s Prediction Contest

Dear Readers, More fun and games at the expense of our overworked, underappreciated elected representatives and candidates who inexplicably want their jobs. Seth Grimes poses the following set of questions

Committee Interrupted

Dear Readers, The council may euthanize the Public Safety Citizens Advisory Committee (PSCAC). The mayor said that by his informal count a majority of councilmembers are leaning towards dissolving

A Mending of the Budget

The council passed the budget amendment allowing the city manager to tap speed camera revenues to make up a good portion of the shortfall. That shortfall came

Suspension of Disbelief

Your Gilbert was as nonplussed as Colleen Clay, who said "I'm not sure how this ended up on the agenda," when the discussion on "How to approach Environmental

Comfortable and Cuddly

Comfortable, that's how Mayor Williams feels about the property tax rate hike. he and a majority of the council approved a 58.5 cent rate (per $100 of assessed

Butterfly, or Moth?

Dear Readers, The budget lives! Like a newly emerged butterfly it floats and flits about the garden, as the council stalks it with net and pin. As fully formed

Many Cooks

Dear Readers, They called it "Reconciliation" but it looked more like "Divergence." The goal of that Thursday April 30 city council agenda item was to come up with a consensus

Saving LIttle Nell

They really should serve tea and biscuits for these annual chitchats. Every year the city's department heads sit down one at a time with the council to review

Let Them Eat Signage

Dear Readers, When you lose your job and can't buy food for your children or pay your rent, what is it you need most? Why, you need to feel GOOD

Bumpity-Bump, Bumpity-Bump!

Dear Readers, You like those speed bumps on your street, don't you? And if you don't have one, you are itching to get one, aren't you? All those other

Unsinkable

Dear Readers, Despite the fact that the architecture's drawings for the city council chamber revisions bear a curious resemblance to the Titanic's deck plan, on Jan. 12 the council

Ban the Blower?

Dear Readers, While the city council pondered the parsing of their official priorities list, a group of citizens stepped up to the microphone with a bold call for action.

Whizzing Budget

Dear Readers, The final city budget vote whizzed by so quickly Your Gilbert almost missed it. We were busy poking ourselves with sharp pins to keep ourselves awake during

Fact and Friction

This guest post is by Takoma Park resident Alain Thery. *FACT*: According to a recent MontCo Planning Department housing study, between 1997 and 2005 Takoma Park residents experienced the

Pool Party

Dear Readers, Shocking revelations by three councilmembers have called into question the accuracy of a recent resident survey. Dramatic confessions from the podium at Jan. 14th city council meeting,

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